Ladies and Gentlemen, for my own amusement I have decided to do showdowns between my favourite things. You will see me measure Lord of the Rings versus Star Wars (Original Recipe, not Extra Crispy) as “Best Trilogy.” You will see me rank Indiana Jones and Han Solo. Today, you will see me measure my two favourite Saturday Night Live alumni, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell. Basically, I’m going to be going on and on about my opinion about the things I like, and you’re gonna listen! 🙂
So, the Showdowns, Number One: Adam Sandler versus Will Ferrell.
Round One: SNL
Adam and Will both really got their careers started on Saturday Night Live, that’s when they made their way into cultural consciousness. Like Bill Murray, Chevy Chase and Mike Myers, they got attention doing skits on Saturdays. I never really watched SNL and still don’t, but I was always semi-aware of it. Once in awhile I would tune in and check it out.
Sandler is a shy guy and actually started out as a writer, getting promoted to the stage when people realized he was funnier than some (most!) of the actors. He became known for skits like “Operaman” and “Canteen Boy” who would one day become the Waterboy. Ferrell was manic, playing crazy characters I never really “got” like in the Spartan cheerleader bit. His “Night at the Roxbury” character jumped to the big screen, dancing oddly. But it’s only funny in retrospect, after seeing his current stuff. I can look at earlier bits and go “oh, that’s what he was going for.”
Round One: Adam, because the Waterboy could kick both Doug and Steve Butabi’s asses, and Operaman is way funnier than a cheerleader.
Round Two: Cartoons
Sandler made “Eight Crazy Nights” and played at least three characters. He sings songs (even harmonizing three voices by himself). It’s crude, rude, a little too long, but there are some laughs. Ferrell? He made Curious George.
Round Two goes to Sandler, with a knock-down blow that almost puts Willy down for the count.
Round Three: Sports Movies
We dust off Ferrell from last round, and he comes out swinging. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Blades of Glory. Semi-Pro. Kicking and Screaming. The dude likes sports. Adam Sandler strikes back: Happy Gilmore. Waterboy. The Longest Yard. Unfortunately for Ferrell, not only do I like these movies better (with the possible exception of Ricky Bobby) but Adam can actually play the sports in question.
Round Three: Ferrell stays on his feet, and landed more blows/movies, but Adam made some bigger quality hits and is ahead on points.
Round Four: Real Acting Chops
Comedians don’t get a lot of respect from film critics. They’re not “serious.” They’re “immature.” As if you can compare drama and comedy. Well, when these two actors decide to get serious, they prove that there’s no boundaries for talent. Ferrell: “Stranger than Fiction.” Sandler: Punch Drunk Love, Spanglish, and Reign over Me. Ferrell holds his own with Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Impressive. Sandler? He’s got Don Cheadle, Emily Watson, and Phillip Seymour Hoffmann.
Now, Will might have a slight edge on Adam for co-stars (I mean, Hoffman alone is a titan!) but Adam put in three great performances. “Reign over Me” was a study in trauma and stress, “Spanglish” he plays someone I’d love to have for a best friend, and “Punch Drunk Love,” in my opinion, is a study in Asperger’s Syndrome quirks. He stims off a harpsichord, the movie is filled with distortions of sound and light, he doesn’t understand social situations or etiquette… I need to talk to the writer and see if he imagined it well, or knows Aspergers. It’s too much for coincidence.
I loved “Stranger than Fiction” but 3 to 1? Adam wins again.
Round Five: Gay Lovers
Adam pretended to marry Kevin James in “I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.” Will took the extra step and made out with Sasha Cohen (from Borat) in “Talladega Nights.” I like James from “King of Queens” and “Hitch,” and I’ve never really liked Cohen. To be fair, I haven’t even seen Borat. But, you have to give Will credit for not pretending, and actually kissing his co-star. Not just once, but also at the MTV movie awards.
Round Five goes to Mr. Will Ferrell, for being dedicated to the bit.
Round Six: Co-Stars
Adam carries around his buddies from movie to movie. Allen Covert, Rob Schneider, Peter Dante, Steve Buscemi, John Loughran. Henry Winkler, Drew Barrymore and Dan Akroyd keep showing up. He likes his friends. Too bad Will Ferrell is buddies with Owen and Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn, not to mention Paul Rudd and Steve Carell. His friends are more famous and funnier.
Round Six goes to Ferrell on points.
Round Seven: Final Face-off
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler are very funny men. But the movies that made me fall in love with them as actors aren’t just physical comedy and pratfalls. They’re movies that, while having that component, are primarily humourous because of funny lines. Quips, punchlines, random moments, non-sequiters, I love verbal humour. Ferrell’s best? Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Adam? What else? Billy Madison.
Anchorman: “I don’t normally do things like this, but I saw you from across the party, and felt compelled to tell you something. You have a magnificent… heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.”
“Do you know who I am? I don’t know how to put this… I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Merlin Olsen visits, on occasion. No, wait, that’s stupid. Let me start over. I just want to put something out there. If you don’t like it, just send it back. I want to be on you.”
BIlly Madison: “Missy Lippy, the thing I don’t understand is, the kid looked for his dog for like an hour. You gotta think, you got a pet. You got a responsibility. You don’t just sit on your porch like a goon, you get out off your ass and you find that fuckin’ dog!” “I think it’s time to play dodgeball.”
“Hey BIlly, who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?” “Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?” “74.” Billy thinks about it: “Meg Ryan.”
These two movies are super-quotable. Every day there’s something you can reference. Hot day? “It’s too dang hot for a penguin to just be walking around here.” (BM) Hungover? “This morning I shit a squirrel. Literally. The hell of it is, I’ve got a shit covered squirrel down in the office, and don’t know what to name it.” “Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.” (AM)
Lonely? “I am not lonely. I am beloved by all of San Diego. What’s that? You ate a whole wheel of cheese and shat in the refrigerator? I’m not even angry, I’m impressed.” (AM). Teacher grabs your ear? “I can’t hear you. I been physically abused in the ear. I see your lips moving, but there’s no sound coming out. I’m deaf!” (BM) Falling in love and blab in on the news? “I wanted to shout it from a mountain. But I didn’t have a mountain, I had a newsroom and a camera.” (AM) Or maybe a friend shoots your mortal enemy in the ass? “I’m glad I called that guy.”
Will Ferrell would lay some serious pounding on Adam, if the funniest lines in Anchorman all belonged to him. But, Adam Sandler is almost the only reason to watch Billy Madison. He carries the movie, while Will gets help from Paul Rudd and Steve Carell. I think Carell’s Brick Tamland is the funniest character in the movie, stealing every scene he’s in. And no one steals scenes from Sandler.
Round Seven: a tie. Anchorman is funnier, but Adam puts in a strong performance by himself.
Final Tally: Adam Sandler with a clear victory on points, four rounds to two. Ferrell put up a good fight however, especially in the final rounds. No knockout here, but a respectable battle. If only they’d really go head to head in a movie together. That would be made of AWESOME.
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